4:18am

g: GET ME MY SNACK AND MILK!!!!!!!!
MOM, GET UP!!!! GET ME MY SNACK AND MILK!!!!!
m: Grant, it is NOT morning yet, you need to go back to sleep.
g: Cock Say?
m: 4:18, that means ni-night time, NOT morning.
g: ME POTTY'S COMING OUT!!!!!!!
m: ok, let's go potty, but then we're going back to sleep.
g: ok, sure.

(Hmmm, can you say bipolar disorder?)