social stereotypes at their finest:

g: mama! I have an owie on my finner, I need a bin-DADE!
m: ok.... (mama goes to fetch bin-DADE)
g: NO! NOT THAT bin-DADE!!!! THAT'S A GIRL bin-DADE!!!! (had snow white on it)
m: a what??
g: A GIRL bin-DADE!!! I WANT A BOY bin-DADE!
m: well, what's a boy bin-DADE?
g: spongebob one!

e: boys have way more fun than girls, because they watch StarWars and StarWars is a really cool movie.

g: I have a tummy-ache on my back

Ride 'Em Cowboy & Girl:

on a future career in advertising

m: are you excited to see bockie's new car?
e: yeah, and I bet she got money back from it.
m: what? what do you mean, money back?
e: well, if you buy a car, you have to pay for it, but then you get money back.
m: oh yes, of course.

e: mom, I want a big sister... she could teach me how to ride my bike with no training-wheels and how to do text messages. I'm going to ask jesus for a big sister.

m: hey, we got fraggle rock today in the mail! It's from when I was little...
e: so it's really old then?
m: um, yeah, sort of

m: can I squeeze your butt?? I just love your butt.
e: no, you can squeeze my butt and kissy me on thursdays
m: ooooooooh, I can't wait for thursday! Only three more days!

e: I need to send Breck a text message at nickjr.com

The Naked Pitcher:

g: where you going?
m: to work
g: uuuhhhhh, you go work everyday, mama!