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Friday, September 30, 2011
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Ella: Mom, what if you googled "what is a weenie?" and the computer didn't know you meant hot dog and it showed you pictures of boys' privates?
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too sunny! : the TV is too bright
me no like you!: You didn't let me get my way
You mean!: You didn't let me get my way
yesterday: anytime before today (ie: yesterday, last week, last month, last year)
I'm Do!!: I am doing it!!
cock-say?!: What time is it?
snake poopie: long poop
poy-oh: pillow
mama! it's 6-7-8!!: Mama, it's really early in the morning, but I want to wake up!
stoo-ah: step stool
bin'DADE (with southern twang): Band-Aid
ticky-ticky: trick or treating
warm up!: it's too hot
mee-mee!: excuse me
uv yooo tooo: I love you!
shooka-bah: we have no idea
I niiiiice!: I'm Nice! aka, I really deserve the thing you won't let me have/do
jewweee: tom & jerry
wowweee: sorry!
choo-cheen: train
mo-nah nah: give me 3 more nuks to hold (and lose)
musseen: muffin
pay-shon: raisin
day-bet: blanket
Bob On!: Watch Bob the Builder
chupes: chips
backyard: back seat of van
nonit: doughnut
dupes: grapes
er-cah!: Erica
peest: toothpaste, aka "I want to brush my teeth"
nah nah: nuk
Jake: a dog (they're all named jake)
mama wo?: Is mama going to work today?
Bomb Pop: Popsicle
bih ruh: Big Truck
mo-baby: little blue blankie
baby: blue blankie
unNEE: uncle nick
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