g: mama, why this thing under my penis? (ie: scrotum)
m: I don't know, that's just the way God made it
g: Oh, thank you penis-maker-guy!!
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translating grant
- too sunny! : the TV is too bright
- me no like you!: You didn't let me get my way
- You mean!: You didn't let me get my way
- yesterday: anytime before today (ie: yesterday, last week, last month, last year)
- I'm Do!!: I am doing it!!
- cock-say?!: What time is it?
- snake poopie: long poop
- poy-oh: pillow
- mama! it's 6-7-8!!: Mama, it's really early in the morning, but I want to wake up!
- stoo-ah: step stool
- bin'DADE (with southern twang): Band-Aid
- ticky-ticky: trick or treating
- warm up!: it's too hot
- mee-mee!: excuse me
- uv yooo tooo: I love you!
- shooka-bah: we have no idea
- I niiiiice!: I'm Nice! aka, I really deserve the thing you won't let me have/do
- jewweee: tom & jerry
- wowweee: sorry!
- choo-cheen: train
- mo-nah nah: give me 3 more nuks to hold (and lose)
- musseen: muffin
- pay-shon: raisin
- day-bet: blanket
- Bob On!: Watch Bob the Builder
- chupes: chips
- backyard: back seat of van
- nonit: doughnut
- dupes: grapes
- er-cah!: Erica
- peest: toothpaste, aka "I want to brush my teeth"
- nah nah: nuk
- Jake: a dog (they're all named jake)
- mama wo?: Is mama going to work today?
- Bomb Pop: Popsicle
- bih ruh: Big Truck
- mo-baby: little blue blankie
- baby: blue blankie
- unNEE: uncle nick
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