The days are long, but the years are short...

e: mom, what does nickelodeon mean?
m: it's a channel on tv
e: there's a person in mr.nelson's class named nickelodeon
m: no, probably not honey, there are no people named nickelodeon
e: yes....a boy, his first name is "nick" and his last name is "lodeon"
m: (hmmmmmmm)