Sometimes I eat my poop. by Grant Albrecht

So last night I pooped in my diaper. It leaked out both sides and ran down my legs. I found this cool trick, that when I sat down the poop would squish out the sides....so I did it over and over again until there was a puddle of poopie on my mama's rug. Then...guess what I did?! I scooped up a handful, and ate it! yup! and it was good....then mama saw me and put me in the tubbie. bummer, my fun ended.