The Birds and the Bees

Grant: How do boys get babies?
Mom: Well, they marry girls and the girls have the babies.
Grant: Can I marry you?
Mom: No, usually boys don't marry their moms. And beside, I'll be really old by then.
Grant: Well, it's ok, 'cause I'm gonna be a PlowMan and PlowMans don't have any kids.
Mom: They don't, why not?
Grant: They just don't. They only have Plow Trucks.

e: I really like Tacos, especially the Mexican kind!

g: I wish I was a girl so my private place couldn't get hurt. Mom, do you wish you were a boy so you could wear belts?