m: ella, what are you doing?
e: tickling my bom-bom
m: why?
e: my bom-bom likes to be tickled--it feels good
e: grant! I'll tickle your pee-pee
m: um, no, we do not tickle other people's privates.....

e: I wonder why jesus made it rain so much today?
g: where's jesus?
e: in heaven.
g: what cabin?
e: no! not at the cabin--in heaven! He lives on a cloud and has wings.
g: oh.

e: mom, I should have a TV in my room, that way, when I'm in time-out I'll stop crying faster.