sandwich artist:

"Mom, I need to make some poop sandwiches for the flies in the bathroom."
--ella 9/18/07

footnote:
a) there are NO flies in the bathroom
b) generally, we don't eat poop at our house.
c) exception to item b, 8/29 post

I'm not certain what the plan was here, this is how I found her:

...and yes, that IS the original "Memory" circa 1980-
match the mama animals with the baby animals.

veggie tales:

"Bockie, I can't take a nap because there is a pea under the mattress!"
--ella

mommies can be silly too:

The test results are in...

....there is absolutely no question that Grant is MALE:

(all he needs to learn now is to put his hand in his diaper)