Please be advised, we are now officially on"Operation Albrecht Lock-Down."
- newly installed hook/eye locks on all exterior doors since a deadbolt is too easily unlocked.
- fancy cabinet locks, because the traditional push down & open are a breeze.
- bi-fold closet locks, do NOT even think of messing up mama's martha-stewart-perfect folded towels & washcloths
- all forks & knives hidden
- soap and toothpaste ("peest") put well out of reach
- bungee cord on dog food
- anti-open/locking door knob thingys on all closets, bathrooms and bedrooms
- toilet paper is located inside bathtub or sink depending on which restroom you're using...plan accordingly, as to avoid the strategic "run" to fetch the said TP.
- A&D ointment is NOT toothpaste OR face lotion and has been removed from butt changing station
- sticks for securing sliding glass doors are NOT for hitting sister, must be hidden when not in use...usually located in daddy's closet on top of work shirts OR under yellow couch.
We ask for your complete cooperation during this serious time. If you find yourself locked in a bathroom or caught-up in a lazy susan strap-lock, Please dial 911 and tell the mound police to swing by earlier than their regularly scheduled daily visit. thanks, mgmt.
1 comment:
Looks like our sons both decided to make the great escape on the same weekend. Funny! Luckily once we leave Grandma's house, there will be no doggie door for me to worry about!!
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