m: "How was school today?"
e: "It was good... here are the deets..."
Monday, March 11, 2013
Saturday, March 10, 2012
Thursday, March 8, 2012
Monday, February 20, 2012
Career
g: I can totally draw this (in reference to the illustration on a Wii game package)
m: Yeah, maybe you want to be an Illustrator when you grow up, an illustrator drew that.
g: Mom, I'm already going to be a worker guy and a hockey player. I can't be three things!
m: Yeah, maybe you want to be an Illustrator when you grow up, an illustrator drew that.
g: Mom, I'm already going to be a worker guy and a hockey player. I can't be three things!
Monday, February 13, 2012
Friday, September 30, 2011
Safe Search: ON.
Ella: Mom, what if you googled "what is a weenie?" and the computer didn't know you meant hot dog and it showed you pictures of boys' privates?
Friday, February 25, 2011
The Birds and the Bees
Grant: How do boys get babies?
Mom: Well, they marry girls and the girls have the babies.
Grant: Can I marry you?
Mom: No, usually boys don't marry their moms. And beside, I'll be really old by then.
Grant: Well, it's ok, 'cause I'm gonna be a PlowMan and PlowMans don't have any kids.
Mom: They don't, why not?
Grant: They just don't. They only have Plow Trucks.
Mom: Well, they marry girls and the girls have the babies.
Grant: Can I marry you?
Mom: No, usually boys don't marry their moms. And beside, I'll be really old by then.
Grant: Well, it's ok, 'cause I'm gonna be a PlowMan and PlowMans don't have any kids.
Mom: They don't, why not?
Grant: They just don't. They only have Plow Trucks.
Thursday, February 3, 2011
Wednesday, February 2, 2011
Friday, January 28, 2011
Thursday, March 18, 2010
Thursday, January 21, 2010
Friday, January 15, 2010
Thursday, January 14, 2010
Monday, November 30, 2009
Friday, November 20, 2009
giving thanks
g: mama, why this thing under my penis? (ie: scrotum)
m: I don't know, that's just the way God made it
g: Oh, thank you penis-maker-guy!!
m: I don't know, that's just the way God made it
g: Oh, thank you penis-maker-guy!!
Tuesday, November 10, 2009
Saturday, November 7, 2009
Wednesday, October 14, 2009
Saturday, October 10, 2009
Friday, October 9, 2009
Monday, October 5, 2009
Thursday, October 1, 2009
Wednesday, September 23, 2009
Wednesday, September 9, 2009
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